Charging an army while all the world wonder'd

Hi I'm Charles. This is just a collection of things that tickled my fancy. I hope you like some of them, if not, maybe this isn't the blog for you!

greetings:

when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free

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facts-i-just-made-up:

myfotolog:

“Curved tree”, ©cheryl

This is where Churros come from. 
The Churro Tree grows only in Tamaulipas, Mexico.  It’s harvested whole and boiled for two weeks straight to soften it to edibility, over which time it shrinks to only 5% of its original size.  It’s then dipped quickly in cinnamon sugar and served. 

facts-i-just-made-up:

myfotolog:

“Curved tree”, ©cheryl

This is where Churros come from. 

The Churro Tree grows only in Tamaulipas, Mexico.  It’s harvested whole and boiled for two weeks straight to soften it to edibility, over which time it shrinks to only 5% of its original size.  It’s then dipped quickly in cinnamon sugar and served. 

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animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

animecountdown:

This is how geniuses end arguments, ladies and gentlemen.

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Decided it’s time to take a picture to celebrate my improving body and health~Also my hair looks wild as, I feel like George of the Jungle or some shitAnyway this is also the first decent photo of my mad ink that’s gone onto a website, so there’s that.
hotrod-girls:

Hotrod Pinup , check more here : http://hotrod-girls.tumblr.com/

hotrod-girls:

Hotrod Pinup , check more here : http://hotrod-girls.tumblr.com/

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(Source: skankplissken, via officialwhitegirls)