Charging an army while all the world wonder'd

Hi I'm Charles. This is just a collection of things that tickled my fancy. I hope you like some of them, if not, maybe this isn't the blog for you!

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i love the term “bear with me” because it could mean either 1 of 2 things:

  • asking someone to be patient
  • confirmation that the zoo heist was a success

(via funsundin)

toyota:

chaparro26:

toyota:

No but honestly if you have an uncut dick please make sure to pull the foreskin back & clean inside that because not everyone is willing to have cheese in the menu

I like to keep it clean but a Lil smelly :) It still need to taste like Dick otherwise its just like ur sucking a fat finger lol

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(via funsundin)

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

Australian:

making my way down town

Australian:

walking fast

Magpie:

aggressive bird noises

Australian:

walking faster

n4ughty-y:

serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

It’s because you listen to both. You go after what you want and if you get it, you’re meant to. You can’t just sit on your ass and expect the world to be handed to you, you need to work for what you want.

(via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

(via thehyra)

pizzota:

justnabingaround:

when the wifi finally connects

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(via okaymad)

onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

(via what-did-tyler-create)

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

deadlinejon:

stunningpicture:

This is what happens to a basketball court when the pipes burst

this is the greatest basketball challenge of all time

(via thehyra)

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

bile7:

It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.

(Source: fagflow, via what-did-tyler-create)